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Tales of the Wandering Ninja Monkey

Musings of an Insane Geek

Name:
Ninja Monkey (aka. Noah)


Wireless Artificial Neohuman Designed for Exploration, Rational Yelling and Nocturnal Gratification



I'm a geek...pure and simple. I could survive for 1 minute, 51 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor . I deeply enjoy my caffeine addiction since it is my only real vice. I make friends quickly using my jedi mind tricks to trick people into thinking I'm more fascinating then I actually am. I'm a big mixed up jumble of inconsistencies that somehow all manages to balance out. Above all else, I'm a wandering ninja monkey. 'Nuff said! :)



You are 60% white and nerdy.
How White and Nerdy Are You?

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