When it’s time for lunch, I frequently head over to the Shaw’s near my office.  I was walking back to where I parked my car today and witnessed a man probably around my age lean out the window of his car and proceed to curse out an old man in another car for getting in his way.  “Asshole” and “fuck you, motherfucker” were a few of the choicer phrases that exited his hole.  I didn’t even have time to react before he floored it to pull around the somewhat stunned old man.  Seriously, I will never understand what pushes someone to be like that.  Even in my darkest of moods I have never cursed at someone like that just for being in the way, it’s simply inexcusable.  I’ve grumbled more than my fair share of profanity under my breath, but why would you yell at an old man?

Tonight that filthy waste of protein will stumble into his bedroom, drunk for the eighth time this week on rubbing alcohol, massaging the pitiful stump of a manhood he has left after Syphilis and Dutch Elm Disease ravaged his twig and berries, and methodically beat his wife.  If there is justice in the universe, tonight will be the night that the express post delivered the woman’s brand new Ruger Super Blackhawk.  If there is any justice in the world she will be a very poor shot and it will take a long time for her to get the job done.

People make me sick…

/eol

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